...I don't want to ask about the half a friend, do I?

[Given the whole regen thing, there's a part of him wondering if it's like, half a person...]

I mean, if you like him, it might be worth it. Could work out better than you think and you might just be happy. That's just my experience, though, I'm not going to force you to do anything.

[And that really is all he has to say about it. Although he will quietly start shipping this, perhaps.]

Really, the only reason I didn't is because I shoved it in a drawer and tried to forget it existed pretty much instantly.