Because, while back, the other local witch was playing chauffeur in her RV--basically a big ass bus but instead of seats it's like a mini apartment. And like every apartment, there was a silverware drawer.
[Measuring, measuring.]
And Julian, being Julian, got nosy and I wasn't stopping him from being nosy because A, why would I and B, I was dealing with some shit.
[A beat.]
He found the steak knifes and decided he was going to make it his. I upgraded him to "actual raven sized dagger" once I found someone who was willing to, y'know, make a raven sized dagger without asking questions like "why do you need a raven sized dagger" and "why have you trained your raven to use a dagger". Which I didn't, he did that all on his own.
[Another pause as August makes notes for Rean's sizes. Not that he needs to, thanks Jun.]
And no, Julian's not a normal bird. Not entirely. Comes in handy when I need to distract something trying to claw my face off, though.
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[Measuring, measuring.]
And Julian, being Julian, got nosy and I wasn't stopping him from being nosy because A, why would I and B, I was dealing with some shit.
[A beat.]
He found the steak knifes and decided he was going to make it his. I upgraded him to "actual raven sized dagger" once I found someone who was willing to, y'know, make a raven sized dagger without asking questions like "why do you need a raven sized dagger" and "why have you trained your raven to use a dagger". Which I didn't, he did that all on his own.
[Another pause as August makes notes for Rean's sizes. Not that he needs to, thanks Jun.]
And no, Julian's not a normal bird. Not entirely. Comes in handy when I need to distract something trying to claw my face off, though.