(HE PROBABLY WOULD if he wasn't actually a spirit in human form and more durable than the average human. Give him ten minutes, tops. Maybe even fifteen.)
Hah! (That gets a laugh from him so good joke,) If I did, I would have to change my name... Woodcutter Kuninaga? Or maybe Kintaro Kuninaga...?
(Look at these Japanese folklore specific references hes' making.
But Tsurumaru is old and dislikes hard work that isn't swinging his sword so. No collecting firewood for him. He'll just complain about his b a c k.)
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Hah! (That gets a laugh from him so good joke,) If I did, I would have to change my name... Woodcutter Kuninaga? Or maybe Kintaro Kuninaga...?
(Look at these Japanese folklore specific references hes' making.
But Tsurumaru is old and dislikes hard work that isn't swinging his sword so. No collecting firewood for him. He'll just complain about his b a c k.)